I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.
Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.