Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.