Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.