That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.

Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.