You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.