You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.