A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.