Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.