Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.