You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.