An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.