You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.