He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.