If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.