If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.