If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.