Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.