Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?