Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.