Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.