If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?