If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.