Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.