A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.