Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.