Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.