Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.