A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.