A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.