Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.