Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.