If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.