A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.