A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.