If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.