If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.