Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.