If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.