Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.