Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.