Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.