Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.