Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.