Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.