If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back