Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.