Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.