Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.