Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.