Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.