Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.