To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.