Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.