To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.