Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.