One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.