Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.