There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.