Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.