This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.