If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.