If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.