He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.