Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.