He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.