No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.