Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.