Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.