If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.