Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.