Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Earl WilsonSaying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.
Earl WilsonMany a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Earl WilsonAlways remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
Earl Wilson