Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.