Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.