Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.