A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?