Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.