He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.