Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.