A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.