He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.