Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.