Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.