A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.