A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.