This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.