Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.