Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.