If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.