There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.