Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.