Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.