The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.