The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.