A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.