Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.