A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.