Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.