A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.