This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.