This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.

He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

Mathematics-a wonderful science, but it hasn't yet come up with a way to divide one tricycle between three small boys.