This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.

One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.