The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
There's only one kind of tax that would please everybody - one that nobody but the other guy has to pay.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.