Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.