Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.

To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.

Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.