Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.
Success is a matter of luck. If you want proof, ask any failure.
One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.
This is the age of bargain hunters. If it had been this way in biblical times, we'd probably have been offered another commandment free if we had accepted the first ten.