One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.

A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.

The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.