No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.