A bachelor is a guy who leans toward women - but not far enough to lose his balance.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.

This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.

Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.