If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
Today, there are three kinds of people: the haves, the have-nots, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-haves.
Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think she's attractive to the opposite sex.