He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
He's so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.