To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.
This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.
A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.
Somebody figured it out- we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.