He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent because their handbags are full.
Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.
If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Saying 'Gesundheit' doesn't really help the common cold - but its about as good as anything the doctors have come up with.