When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people

I wear whatever I want whenever I want. I don't call it drag; I don't even call it cross-dressing. It's just wearing a dress.

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.