I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!