I saw something in a program on something in Miami, and they were saying, "We've redecorated this building to how it looked over 50 years ago!" And people were going, "No, surely not, no. No one was alive then."

I've wiped the file? .... I've wiped all the files? .... I've wiped the INTERNET? I don't even have a modem!

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

That's no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That's not gonna swing, is it?

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

If you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.