We will now sing forth, hymn 405, 'Oh God, what on earth is my hairdo all about?

Everyone gets cards at the beginning of life. I am transgender, I decided to be honest and tell everyone about it, and that's it.

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!

Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.