Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?
Eddie IzzardIf you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.
Eddie IzzardBoy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Eddie Izzard