I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
What was the first cat that talked a human into putting a cat door in?
Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?
If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?
Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!