Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

You’ve got to believe you can be a standup before you can be a standup. You have to believe you can act before you can act. You have to believe you can be an astronaut before you can be an astronaut. You’ve got to believe.

Animals in the wild are lean, and I think we should be too.

Your eyes flashed fire into my soul. I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer, I FANCY YOU!

Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

Most transvestites fancy girls.

Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!