Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

Poetry is very similar to music, only less notes and more words.

When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry." And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities."

But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!

I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).