And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

Spiders frighten me. In response to the spider alerts for Australia, please can the Australian government remove all spiders from Australia and blow them into outer space.

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

Peace, peace, peace. Peace is organized.