They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.

You have the American dream! The dream is to be born in a gutter and grow up, and then get all the money in the world and stick it in your ears and go THBBBBBT.

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.