If you're trying to get a bit of attention, you can smash up your hotel room or spend all your time going to openings or doing the gossip column thing. I just decided to do gigs in French, German, Spanish, and in America.
Little red cookbook! Little red cookbook!
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Cake and tea or death?
If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich maneuver' when you're choking to death.