They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'

I am encyclopaedic on World War II. My dad took me to D-Day beaches when I was a kid. I was there four years ago - every five years they have a remembrance on D-Day beaches and I would have liked to have been there and done my bit.

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

We have two hundred languages in Europe. Two hundred languages! Count them! I know you won't!

And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.

If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.