When I watched Braveheart I was in tears and I was rooting for the Scottish people
Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules... that I just made up!
But puberty was... well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite 'cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
I'm a dyslexic person, so I avoid books.
There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD!