I'm into humanity. I don't believe in God, but I believe in human beings.
I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.
They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.
I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.
The Pope is guarded by the Swiss guard who stand proudly in pajamas and silly hats.
I'd like to have sex with myself.