Never put a sock in a toaster.

I use a Bruce Lee technique: "The way of no way". He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go.

It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.

Danger could be my middle name... But it's John.

If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!