The Death Star is just full of British actors opening doors and going,Oh... I... oh... What is it Lieutenant Sebastian? It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here. My God, man! Do they want tea? No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag. Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

Because we all know one of the main factors of war is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising than the First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

I did bronze survival swimming. I could save people in a bronzey kind of way.

If there were a god, don't you think he would have flicked Hitler's head off?

Before birds get sucked into jet engines, do they ever think, Is that Rod Stewart in first class?

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.