If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
And the druids, they were into sex and death in an interesting night-time telly sort of way.
Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.
You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!
I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it.
Puberty is the sickest joke God plays on us. So you're just noticing members of the sex: "Girls girls, ooo". Naturally you want to look your best, and God says "No! You will look the worst you've ever looked in your life!"