Charles Darwin wrote a famous book in 18 [gibberish]. And that book was an interesting book, cuz it was called "Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-Monkey-You".

Honey bees are amazing creatures. I mean, think about it, do earwigs make chutney?

I like my coffee hot and strong. Like I like my women: hot and strong...with a spoon in them.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

You're gay, you sell books... you probably shag the books.

It's a historical thing, up to the 19th century the English hated the French. Then in the 20th century the English started to hate the Germans - as we began to move alphabetically through the map of the world. Now, the year 2000, we are fine with the Germans... but the Hungarians are pissing us off.