I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

So then there was the Greek, Socrates, he was great... He invented questioning. Before Socrates, no questioning. Everyone sort of went, ''Yeah, I suppose so.

Most transvestites fancy girls.

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!

I can go from blokey to girlie in 15 minutes and then I'm out the door. But that's the fastest I can do it. Becoming a woman takes work.

I'm working on a speed boat at the moment. Much more exciting. It'll really kick ass, give great photographs for the people in Bible.