I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

The National Rifle Association says, 'Guns don't kill people. People do'. But I think the gun helps.

Horseshoes are lucky. Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet. They should be the luckiest animals in the world. They should rule the country. They should win all their horse races, at least. 'In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran.'

I definitely have breast envy. When teenage girls were saying 'I wish I had breasts', I was thinking the same thing.

You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.

Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey.