This is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard flight...one, from...here to there. We'll be cruising at a height of ten feet, going up to twelve and a half feet if we see anything big. And our copilot today is a flask of coffee.
Eddie IzzardMy stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
Eddie IzzardIf you can be your own force of nature and have a positive heart, then you can actually do something good in the world.
Eddie Izzard